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Category: Comedy
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ExAbiaOrientationCampCorper–Introduction.
Why does NYSC even exist? I mean, what gangan is the purpose of its existence. If NYSC were a person, I’ll ask him, “Have you read The Purpose Driven Life? Have you found out what God would have you achieve in your years of existence? If you were to be called to glory raenow, would…
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BECQUEREL II: FASHION IS NOT BY FORCE.
We were in all honesty just trying to make her look better by asking her to wear something less… Oversized, rumpled and in every way looking like a sac… Of rice… Less than 20k. But, she would have nothing of the sort. It was that big, well oversized shirt that she was going to put…
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BECQUEREL II: ONE PUFF TOO MANY.
One day, we, I and Debby, in the spirit of big sistership decided to give Becquerel brown powder and perfume. Why we didn’t just stick to white powder and maybe nice smelling body cream, I do not know. Her excitement was palpable. Immediately, she started applying the powder. “Sis, you don’t have to apply plenty…
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BECQUEREL II: I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A STUDENT.
13years ago, I was in JS1, the same class Becquerel is currently in. I know we were eager with school then; new environment, plenty admonitions about going into the world and the desire to make the parents happy. Becquerel’s enthusiasm beat ours hands down in those first weeks of resumption. My God! 3am, she would…
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BECQUEREL II: GIVING TO THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE.
Becquerel has clothes… Many clothes. She came with clothes, she met clothes and the clothes are still coming. The blessedness of being the ‘last born’. Problem is, our detachable wardrobe was not designed to accommodate the clothes of three females. Nay. In fact, it could barely cater for two. So, Becquerel’s clothes were stuffed into…
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BECQUEREL II: HOW YOU DO YOURSELF IS HOW YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF.
We don’t take pictures so much as a family/household but on Sundays, when everyone is looking extra fine for the Lord, there is more hope of catching us behind cameras. The enthusiasm for pictures is majorly in the female folk of the house, no argument. But, the most enthusiastic, most gingered, most inspired of us…
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BECQUEREL II: BEBETO
On this beautiful day while we were having dinner, the family got talking about the day’s events and plans for the weekend. Daddy was meant to take the sermon on Sunday and as is usual of him, he was sharing the highlights of the sermon with his family so we could pray along. Somehow, what…
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BECQUEREL II: SILENT TREATMENT.
We did not quarrel. Not at all. if we did, this would probably have been better. I would know that I deserved what I got. But, we were on good terms. In fact, anybody that saw us that night would have assumed us best of friends. So why? Why did I get the silent treatment?…
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BECQUEREL II: PLEASE GIVE HER ANOTHER ROOM!!!
No, there is just so much that any man can take. I am tired. If I have my facts right, despite the recurrent doubts by madam Becq, I am the oldest child in the house currently. This, in the name of respect and sanity should earn me a room of my own, right? But no,…