Art_EuK

Category: Genre

  • House: The One Year We Lived at Work 6.

      I Really Do Not Like Surgery. Aarghh! I am not sure exactly when my dislike for surgery started, how it sprouted and at what exact moment I was able to identify and define it. But I am certain I must have endured a lot of things that eventually accumulated to what it is today.…

  • House: The One Year We Lived at Work 5.

      At the end of housejob, I went to sign out with one of the consultants of that unit and he jokingly remarked that I came back so late to sign that the only thing he remembers of my time with the unit is how I cried that day.   A memorable patient I’ll call…

  • House: The One Year We Lived at Work 4.

      Unit rotations Lets talk about the units we did not want to rotate through. Like, when the houseofficers, in their free time, start discussing their rotations, you hear things like, “eeyah, God is with you o. I am sure you will be fine”, whenever those units are mentioned as part of an individual’s rotation.…

  • House: The One Year We Lived at Work 3.

      180k I did not have that money and even if I was to be paid immediately, my salary was not going to meet up. (They were even talking about us not being paid until three months into the job. Kuku kee me). But, I was convinced about that place being the God ordained location…

  • House: The One Year We Lived at Work. 2

      The next phase of my life came slowly but steadily. It crept on me like the first trickles of menstrual flow down the thighs… first hesitatingly, then gaining a little speed with more confidence and then, gushing like a burst dam.   The little comments started; “Where would you even want to work.” “What…

  • House: The One Year We Lived at Work. 1

      While we were in medical school, for most of us, we were only certain of two steps after medical school; housemanship and NYSC. For those who were averse to either, they probably were more sure of their future than the rest of us or they were utterly lost. That is, they were either dead…

  • HOW FAR? HOW DARE YOU?

    Recently, a video on neonatal resuscitation being done outside Nigeria was put on twitter with the caption, “Nigerian doctors, how far?”   The outrage from doctors was totally expected. There was no way that comment was going to be ignored. That video showed the basics that any doctor who has obtained the appropriate degree should…

  • CHEKWAA; THE ORIGIN.

    What is the definition of a ‘leave’? Is it just time away from work? Waking up this morning, realizing I could roll over and keep sleeping, I could stay without having my bath for some extra hours, I could eat when I liked and how much I wanted, felt really good. But, you know the…

  • BECQUEREL II: FASHION IS NOT BY FORCE.

    BECQUEREL II: FASHION IS NOT BY FORCE.

    We were in all honesty just trying to make her look better by asking her to wear something less… Oversized, rumpled and in every way looking like a sac… Of rice… Less than 20k. But, she would have nothing of the sort. It was that big, well oversized shirt that she was going to put…

  • BECQUEREL II: ONE PUFF TOO MANY.

    BECQUEREL II: ONE PUFF TOO MANY.

    One day, we, I and Debby, in the spirit of big sistership decided to give Becquerel brown powder and perfume. Why we didn’t just stick to white powder and maybe nice smelling body cream, I do not know. Her excitement was palpable. Immediately, she started applying the powder. “Sis, you don’t have to apply plenty…