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  • “THE UNMARRIED

    Dinner with James was more delightful then I expected. Of course, I got teased about the burnt rice. “Is this how you would be burning your husband’s meal?” “If my husband likes burnt meals, yes.” James had just gotten admission for a second Masters degree in a university in the Caribbeans. It was supposed to…

  • Female target; CHECK!

    I woke up feeling extremely tired; my eyes ached, my head seemed like the meeting point for drummers and my body felt too heavy to belong to me. In summary, I was not sure if I actually slept or I had only imagined doing so. This was one of those days I was tempted to…

  • THIS COUPLE, THIS VAL.

    HER PEO: What was the first thing you disliked about him? Her: The very same thing i first liked about him; he was perfect. Oh, before we really met, i thought he was proud… I can’t remember the explanation. PEO: What’s your idea of Mr. Perfect? Her: Mr perfect is somebody who loves God, loves…

  • Behind The Scenes MB PartII: the End…

    Christmas day came and yours sincerely, I dressed up looking all fine. I mean, I even wore heels! I was going to attend church service and have myself a good Christmas. Yimu! When Pastor said, “Let’s share the grace in fellowship…” I grabbed my bag and exited the church premises before any of our well-meaning family…

  • BEHIND THE SCENES: MB PART II. The begining…

    Permit me to begin with shout outs to some very important people. If you like, don’t permit… To: Those classmates that walked around in the same clothes for days Those who turned the reading room and library to their rooms Those who poured wet clothes on their bed and relocated to the room of their…

  • Baby Talk. I Want…

    “Push! mama, push!” We all were fine when Mr red kept to his appointments. Nobody complained, nobody grumbled. He did his part and we ladies knew what to do with our pants. But the moment we gave pant control to the male folk, all in the name of marriage (or just plain sex), damned we…

  • CHRISTMAS FIRE.

    “Mum, I am so sorry but I can’t possibly come home for Christmas this year.” “But Lizzy, it’s Christmas, you don’t want to spend Christmas on your own.” “I might want to do just that this year.” “Oh, come on, you don’t mean that.” As usual, I was trying to persuade my dear mother that…

  • Must We Go Out… and Eat?

    Lady, yes, you, has your relationship gotten worse than your most boring lecture? Do you suddenly find yourself eager to be in the library than with your ‘love’? I assure you, your relationship has run out of oil and the engines are complaining. I was discussing with a brother of mine, Nimi, and he mentioned…

  • FUTILE LOVE.

    HE: I could feel your heart race As i told you of my love My love for the fairest of maidens You, the epitome of black beauty. SHE: I knew you were in love too Saw it in the sparkle of your eyes Felt it in your smile But it tugged at my heart You…

  • LOVE AND PSYCH.

    “Why does it seem like every other person has told me David likes me except David himself? It is public secret that he has strong feelings for me. I know it, you know it, and even my parents know that he is in love with me. And I really like him too, I have always…