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Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. I thought I was going to marry the first person I dated. “Will of God”, ” Love of my life”, “The One”, etc, etc. Those were the phrases I often held on to as qualifiers for the person I would marry. I mean,…

Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. Your father. That man is the one for you. The moment he heard I was pregnant, he brought out a plan. A plan he had drawn up long ago. A plan to ensure you his first child grows up just fine. Mind you,…

Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. I have been arranging and rearranging your new room. Baby, it is a beauty to behold. I brought in an artist to paint cute little angels and babies on the wall. I figured you would like the company. I’m not sure what color…

Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. Being single sucks! I mean, how can I have so much to share, funny pictures and videos, complains about Nigeria and her problems and have no one to share them with? How can’t I have someone to wish me good morning? To ask…

Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. I am a single mother. No, your father did not run away… He knows better than to do that. And he isn’t dead either. He’s just not here… yet. Raising you has been many shades and degrees of opposites. One minute, I’m almost…

Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. Okay, I am not sure how long I’ve been pregnant but this mood swings have been with me since time immemorial. Humans are emotional beings. Hu-womans are extremely emotional beings. I don’t know if God got the formula mixed up or He overdosed…

Dear Cozy, If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and vinegar. Being pregnant is not easy and you, being a stubborn fetus, aren’t making it any better. My feet are swollen and the only reason why I haven’t used them to kick anyone, yet, is because I have locked myself up in the bedroom.…